Is Tiger the pitcher or catcher?

Tiger has become extremely gay in his old age...he once was the guy that was an assassin and never showed weakness, but these days he has become soft...Can someone explain to me why Tiger is calling RF during his range session before his tee time...I mean are they dating....I know, I know they are good friends I watch ESPN too, but come on...this obsession with this relationship between these 2 guys has been blown way out of porportion by the media, and im really starting not to like it...I think they are both closet homos, and im just wondering if Roger lets tiger be the pitcher or if they switch it up...Did anyone see what Tiger did after he won the his own Tournament, "I always wanted to do this"...He interviewed himself and he was so fucking gay it made me sick...If I wasnt already, Im a huge Phil fan these days, Fuck Tiger
In unrelated news,I really wanted Roddick to beat Federer, especially because of this sick shit going on in regards to Tiger and Federer. That match was so sick, you really have to feel bad for Andy...who knows maybe we will see some good championship tennis in flushing in a few weeks between Roddick and Federer again...God knows we need some championship something in Queens, because the "Not So Amazin's" are beat street and going NOWHERE!!!