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Sid and His Stanley

So now that I can type with two hands again and having fully rejoined society (Rangersgal had one of her wings repaired) I can comment on things like the nauseating Penguins winning the Stanley Cup. But, before we get into that let's talk about, make fun of....which ever you prefer, Sidney Crosby getting de-flowered by the Stanley Cup. This picture recently surfaced of the passed out hockey princess sleeping with the Cup after having a little too much fun at Mario Lemieux's (Pittsburgh Penguins legend, owner, and Sidney Crosby's landlord) pool party last week. Sidney or Cindy as my mother likes to call him (she genuinely thought his name was Cindy...which is actually so appropriately fitting for him), had so much fun that he and Stanley had some extra special alone time later that night. The picture is really just begging for comments so feel free if you have anything original.

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Permalink Reply by NYsportsGUY on June 23, 2009 at 8:26pm: Rangers Gal!!!

Nice to see you on here talkin trashity trash about Cindy. Cindy clearly lost her virginity here that why I'm surprised to see the white sheets, you know you can't get those stains out.

I also wonder if Cindy got the hold the cup 3rd, as in she is the 3rd best player on that team.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by KC on June 23, 2009 at 8:40pm: Greetings from Toronto, eh Rangers Gal I missed you.

Poor Baby Cindy probably was the butt of the joke at Lemieux's pool party.
Wait, do hockey players even swim?
Besides in the Caspian Sea, close to the Ukraine border?

Thanks for this pic Rangers Gal, keep em comin. HomeIce Girl; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Matthew Segreto on June 24, 2009 at 4:41pm: This picture really makes me want to throw up...He is an unbelievable player I just cant stand how he is protected by the league...any ranger fan can tell you how ridiculous calls have gone against the rangers the past few years because the golden boy got roughed up...its stupid...anyway thanks for ruining my day with this picture ranger gal, you need to make it up to me...im thinking opening night, section 112; ▶ Reply to This

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