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The Post to my Fantasy Football League After Winning the Championship
Below is the post I wrote on the home page of my fantasy football league. It is customary that whoever wins a league write a cocky, arrogant letter to everyone else talking about how fuckin smart they are when they are really just auspicious and the recipient of good timing. Either way its fun to post and then receive hate and negative name calling about how you are full of shit and just lucky or that you cheated because you are the commissioner or whatever. Fuck it though Im the CHAMP BABY!
CONGRATULATIONS!
I would like to congratulate the League of the Birds for being privy to the most dominant and successful fantasy football team to ever grace the computer screen...
...MINE aka EAT MY JOHNSON
Whether is was scoring more points in a week then most teams get in 3 weeks combined, acquiring the most points over the course of the season, or putting up well over 100 points in 3 straight playoff games, YOU had to ability to be in awe of the most superior team in fantasy football history - and for that I would like to say congrats, it must have been great.
Feel free to tell you grand kids that you witnessed the most effective management that one could do for their team. Drafting late round kingpins in year 1 like Chris Johnson and then again in year 2 like Ray Rice and DeSean Jackson allowed me to separate myself from the cantankerous mud that is the rest of this feathered, winged-creature league. Don't fret though, you can look forward to an analogous draft next year.
But it is not just the distinguished drafting style that permitted this to happen, the savvy week to week management also put Eat My Johnson in the position to put on a truly unforgettable show this year. Trading Jamal Charles for a 4th round pick and then trading that pick for Marques Colston, securing the WR spot for the deepest run into the playoffs a team could possibly make.
There were many more paramount moves that enabled a special season like this to come to fruition, but I will not share every secret with my competition, if you want to even call it that. Feel free to take time to analyze each sit/start decision and each add/drop move if you wish to improve your chances for next year. It might be the wisest decision you have ever made
On that note I would like to Congratulate all of you again and wish everyone a great off season. I look forward to repeating in the final year of our avian league.
Sincerely,
THE CHAMPION
If your wondering why all the bird references, its because the league is called "The League if the Birds" and it was the 2nd year of a 3 year keeper league.
CONGRATULATIONS!
I would like to congratulate the League of the Birds for being privy to the most dominant and successful fantasy football team to ever grace the computer screen...
...MINE aka EAT MY JOHNSON
Whether is was scoring more points in a week then most teams get in 3 weeks combined, acquiring the most points over the course of the season, or putting up well over 100 points in 3 straight playoff games, YOU had to ability to be in awe of the most superior team in fantasy football history - and for that I would like to say congrats, it must have been great.
Feel free to tell you grand kids that you witnessed the most effective management that one could do for their team. Drafting late round kingpins in year 1 like Chris Johnson and then again in year 2 like Ray Rice and DeSean Jackson allowed me to separate myself from the cantankerous mud that is the rest of this feathered, winged-creature league. Don't fret though, you can look forward to an analogous draft next year.
But it is not just the distinguished drafting style that permitted this to happen, the savvy week to week management also put Eat My Johnson in the position to put on a truly unforgettable show this year. Trading Jamal Charles for a 4th round pick and then trading that pick for Marques Colston, securing the WR spot for the deepest run into the playoffs a team could possibly make.
There were many more paramount moves that enabled a special season like this to come to fruition, but I will not share every secret with my competition, if you want to even call it that. Feel free to take time to analyze each sit/start decision and each add/drop move if you wish to improve your chances for next year. It might be the wisest decision you have ever made
On that note I would like to Congratulate all of you again and wish everyone a great off season. I look forward to repeating in the final year of our avian league.
Sincerely,
THE CHAMPION
If your wondering why all the bird references, its because the league is called "The League if the Birds" and it was the 2nd year of a 3 year keeper league.
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