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6 Things You Should Know About NY Sports While NYsportsGuy Is Away

I am away for "business" for my "real job" this week. That means that I will have a minimal amount of time to write pithy, convoluted blogs describing the torture that is my New York sports fan hood. Every team I like sucks and always will suck and that is never been more clear than right now. As opposed to actually conceptualizing and conveying my thoughts on just life in general to my faithful audience like I ALWAYS do, I am going to make one of those prefab numbered lists that is such a cop out. It is 1:00am EST time here in California so give me a f'in break.

1) The Mets suck more balls then a driving range golf cart whose primary function is to suck balls up all day. That's a lot. They will not make the playoffs if that isn't already evident enough.

2) The Knicks will sign Grant Hill and this will mean absolutely nothing except that maybe he can teach Wilson Chandler about defense or something like that.

3) Pedro Martinez will probably sign with the Phillies for a prorated salary and torture us Mets fans more then he already has.

4) The Yankees will continue to win this week and I can only imagine if they weren't doing as well as they are. Yankee fans aren't use to their team sucking balls as bad as Mets fans are. We're battle tested.

5) NYSS member Matt has issues with Tiger Woods and Roger Federer. He also like to make fun of Mets fans so fuck him, I'm rooting for Tiger just to spite him

6) Start following NYsportSpace on Twitter and shits gonna start going your way I promise. If you already are following then you can attest to that. If you don't want to join Twitter or you know what Twitter is then don't worry about it, it really is kinda overrated.

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