5 Reasons Why Joe Torre is Excited to Come Back to NY

1) He was the player-manager for the New York Mets in 1977 before becoming a full time manager the next 3 seasons and posting a .405 win % then getting canned
2) He can't get his mind off of a real life Satriale's capicolla hero with peppers, onions and vinegar
3) He knows that neither he, or the opposing manager Willie Randolph, knows when and/or how to execute a double switch during the game.
4) He can remind Willie that when the New York Media starts to get on his case on why the Mets blow so much, he can bribe them with toasted sandwiches filled with wet turkey from Subway
5) He can remind the Steinbrenner family that he prefers to make 2.5 million dollars less and not have to deal with their ridiculous bullshit