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Grey Ruemager is a Sick and Twisted Human Being
I came across an incredibly strange story today about the Giants 9-year veteran backup offensive lineman Grey Ruegamer. It turns out he is a fuckin psycho. Why? I dunno maybe because he used to castrate sheep balls with his teeth. Yes you read that correctly, T.E.E.F.As in biting off them off. 
I mean, wouldn't like an industrial size scissor work? How about one of those paper slicer you would cut construction paper in art class? You could do like 3 sheep a minute on that bad boy.
The East Valley Tribune, the 4th highest news website in the metro Phoenix area, Ruegamer is quoted saying this...
“You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back...I was hesitant...But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it...As for the procedure itself, “you pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one...There was other work that had to get done, so we had to hurry with that and move onto the next thing. It’s just a little lamb. It’s not a big animal. I have pictures...The blood on your mustache is the worst part.”
And if he rode a bicycle naked in the dressing room after a victory or showed up at a Friday walk through in what Snyder described as a Halloween costume, that was just Grey being Grey. “Grey is not somebody you want to mess with,” Giants center and captain Shaun O’Hara said. “He keeps all of his toenail clippings and callous shavings all season long in a cup, and if anybody wrongs him and he deems it necessary, he will dump that cup in a personal belonging of theirs. He’s known for that.”
Don't worry we will be having more serious Super Bowl commentary on NYsportSpace starting tomorrow.
Thanks to The Big Lead and SportsByBrooks for the find
I mean, wouldn't like an industrial size scissor work? How about one of those paper slicer you would cut construction paper in art class? You could do like 3 sheep a minute on that bad boy.
The East Valley Tribune, the 4th highest news website in the metro Phoenix area, Ruegamer is quoted saying this...
“You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back...I was hesitant...But it is what it is. She needed help. There was beer. Good times. It was worth it...As for the procedure itself, “you pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one...There was other work that had to get done, so we had to hurry with that and move onto the next thing. It’s just a little lamb. It’s not a big animal. I have pictures...The blood on your mustache is the worst part.”
And if he rode a bicycle naked in the dressing room after a victory or showed up at a Friday walk through in what Snyder described as a Halloween costume, that was just Grey being Grey. “Grey is not somebody you want to mess with,” Giants center and captain Shaun O’Hara said. “He keeps all of his toenail clippings and callous shavings all season long in a cup, and if anybody wrongs him and he deems it necessary, he will dump that cup in a personal belonging of theirs. He’s known for that.”
Don't worry we will be having more serious Super Bowl commentary on NYsportSpace starting tomorrow.
Thanks to The Big Lead and SportsByBrooks for the find
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