Internal Monologue of a Sarcastic Guy Seeing This Knicks Banner Ad

Wait, is that? Hold on...Is that a Knicks advertisement on the top of this page? Wait...HAHAHAHAHA! IS THAT CHRIS DUHON ON AN ONLINE BANNER AD? HAHAHAHA! It is isn't it! What is this an ad actually for anyway? Oh, its for Knicks tickets. Damn they can't sell shit for tickets anymore can they. Charles Oakley disapproves of this somewhere as I think about this in my head because it is a internal monologue remember.

What's today date? It's January 19th and three of the dates on the ad are for games that already occurred. Well since they are featuring New York NBA MEGASTAR and MVP Candidate Chris Duhon, I will look at his stats for these last couple of games and see what kind of numbers he put up. If they are respectable, then I will click on that ad and consider buying some shitty Knicks tickets.

Duhon's last game vs. the Pistons. Zero points, four turnovers and 5 assists. Holy shit that is awful. Ok maybe he had a bad game. Anyone can have an off night, right? He is the starter so he's gotta put up a better line then that. Ok the game before that, lets see here...vs. Detroit again, he got a whopping Zero points again! What the fuck! HAHAHA! And another 4 turnovers to top that shit off. You know, he probably isn't even playing 10 minutes a game....Wait! 20 minutes a game he played! This guy is a bum ass Blue Devil even more then Josh McRoberts 45 years from now.

You know I shouldn't be so hard on the guy. I mean, so what he misses more layups then a 8th grade all girls school intramural bench warmer. It is reasonable to believe that Duhon could have had 2 bad games in a row. Maybe he had a nagging injury or had a tough time playing the same team twice. Lets look at one more game and if he even got 10 points then I will at least go on Craigslist and see what people are selling tickets for after I browse the missed connections section for a few minutes first.

Alright, let's see vs. the Raptors. 4 rebounds, ok not bad for a point guard. 6 dimes, serviceable..and a monumental 4 POINTS HAHAHAHA! Christ our savior has blessed thy Chris Duhon the Lord of the Holy Hardwood by allowing him to score 4 TOTAL POINTS IN 3 GAMES! What a joke! Ok, time for Redtube then bed.