Nick Swisher Resembles Poopy According to Former Yankees 1b

Whenever something has to do with Poop and NY sports you better bet your sweet ass it will end up on NYSS.

Besides the fact the all of my favorite teams can be directly and fairly compared to feces, a recent blog posting on It Is High, It is Far, It is...Caught got my attention. It was too funny to be ignored. What will be ignored is the work that I should be doing during business hours otherwise known as my full time employment responsibilities.

To sum it up, there was a twitter conversation going on between Doug Mientkiewicz, who is on the DL for the Dodgers, and Mark Feinsand, a writer for the Daily News. I took out some parts that were neither necessary or not funny enough for this site. We hold high standards here when it comes to poop commentary.

What we have here is a 35 year old grown up calling a fellow baseball player, who is superior in ability to him mind you, a turd.

He then says calls Swisher overrated. I like Mark says, "who overrates him?" because no one I have ever known has considered him better then he really is. Only the one guy in my fantasy league who is clueless. I am pretty sure he knows he sucks he is just to lazy to drop him.

So if you have a PR person your a turd? Listen Doug, you need a PR person, your a little rough around the edges.

Ironically enough, Doug Mientkiewicz quite possibly is the most overrated defensive player of all time. His only moment of notoriety is catching an underhanded toss from Keith Foulke, something that even Bill Buckner could have done.

Shout out to TheBigLead for the find