Walt "Clyde" Frazier Interviews Nate Robinson After the Dunk Contest

If Knicks Color Commentator and Basketball Legend Walt "Clyde" Frazier interviewed current Knicks guard and 2 time Slam Dunk Champion Nate Robinson, it would be a fascinating exchange of words.

If you are not familiar with Walt, he is known for his extensive vocabulary while owning a propensity to use rhyming phrases that colorfully describe situations on the court and/or Emmit Smiths beard. Nate Robinson on the other hand, grasps the English language as much as the 2009 New York Mets. Let's just say he is a better dancer than orator.

Here's is what I imagine their interview to be like.

Greetings Nate. I would like give you congratulations on your triumph this past weekend at the All-Star festivities. Those were some high flying acrobatics.



Thanks Mista Frazier I just wanna thank my moms and God himself for blessin me with the hops nah mean.



It looked like it took you a few dunks before you began to percolate. After your first dunk, it was all spinning and winning after that. What gave you the effervesce to win the contest?




Um, nah mean, I never took a percoset in my life man, I'm drug free nah mean. Just gotta thank god and my mans Dwight Howard for letting me jump over him.




After you prevailed in the competition, you were dancing and prancing, Do you think that you have a future in the smoothin and groovin industry after you are finished with basketball?




Yoouuuuuuuuuu! Crank dat Shouja boy. Yeah Mr. Clyde. Ery'body knows dat Nate moves smooth nam sayin. I'm smoother than a baby's ass after you slap some powder on that shit. I even got some experience nah mean. Stunt doublin for 50 cent in his movie. I'm already workin on an album too. My stage name be Yung Nate Da Great ya dig

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Oh I can dig daddy-o. Let's talk about the Knicks and the knack they had for losing before the break. The team was poised for weavin' and acheivin' but then when the Lakers, Cavs and Celtics came to town it was all stumbling and bumbling? Is it a lack of determination and facilitation or was the team just huffin and puffin?




Man, I don't ever puff and huff. What do I look like a dragon or some shit? Am I blowin your f'in castle down? Do I have scaley skin and shit? Hell no, I ain't no dragon. What kinda interview is this nah mean?




Calm down Nate, Your being too erratic and dramatic. All I was asking was if the team was inept down the stretch or just fatigued.




Ok yeah yeah. I got you man it's all good nah mean. Yeah I mean, I got some of that camo army shit in my whip nam sayin. My seats made of that shit. I ripped dat leather out nah mean. Shits fire yo.




Nate the Great, You have shown a propensity to put the ball in the hoop, but your passing has been ill-advised at times. You could use some classing on your passing. What have you done this year to add some luminosity to your ferocity and some shining on your diming?




Mr. Coach D'Antoni told me to shoot e'ry time I gets dat rock nah mean. But last time, when he finally got it through his skull that I'm the best PG on this team, I dropped 33 and 15 and 9 against the Clips last time out man.




That's correct. So you were not only swishin and dishin but also
'bounding and astounding as well. it would behoove me to not hate on Nate anymore I must say. However, I would say to you that you should be less resistant and more consistent for the second half this year.




I mean, I ain't got no hooves nah mean, I got 2 feet. And on my feet I got these kicks nam sayin. First you call me a dragon now you callin me a fuckin forest animal and shit man whats really good.




OK Nate, one last question. You seem to step up your game in the 4th quarter with some timely hoopin. is it because of the continuity and spontaneity of the game at that point or do you just out-muscle and out-hustle the competition?



Yeah man, I think that's right. But you made one error with that. See, you got the 1st quarter. The you got the 2nd quarter. After that, you got the 3rd quarter. You know whats next after that? 4th quarter? Hell no. I renamed that shit to the Nate Quarter. 1st quarter, 2nd quarter, 3rd quarter, Nate quarter. Plain and simple nah mean.

Did I miss any Walt "Clyde" Frazier Phrases?